Dan Gutenberg

Humor

New York Times News Quiz, Ca. 2045

Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy

You’re Hearing About My Dream Whether You Like It or Not

After Careful Consideration, I’ve Decided to Move to the Most Expensive City in the World in Order to Pursue a Dream I Could Pursue Anywhere

Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons?

Spend $10 on Cigarettes, Get $500 in Bonus Cigarettes on Us

The NSA’s Digital Threat Report on Me, User #119182

Your Middle Schooler’s “Youth in Government” Field Trip Itinerary

It Would Be Pointless to Try These Ineffective Tongue Twisters

A Message from the Book You Just Claimed to Have Read

Book Jacket Testimonials or British Kennel Club Breed Standards?

Vanity Fair Administers the Proust Questionnaire to a Person Who’s Been Trapped Inside a Cave for 40 Days

A Viking’s Travel Guide for Your Next Voyage to Vancouver

It Is My Great Honor to Introduce Our Next Guest Speaker Who Will Then Be Introducing Tonight’s Keynote Speaker

For The Last Time, I’m Selling My “For Sale” Sign, Not My House

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Signs You Still Don’t Understand Baseball’s Balk Rule

Reasons I’d Need To Shop At The Airport Luggage Store

An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell

Resident Submissions From The Toledo Zoo Anonymous Complaint Box

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15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations

An Open Letter to the Bullied Nerd in Old High School Movies

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